很红的“妈妈之歌”, 后续“爸爸之歌”

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妈妈之歌.
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不错.



我电脑的音箱坏了,只能看,不能听。.



好玩,特别是后面那首.



献花,真幽默!.



笑S我了
经典!看来世上老爸都差不多。.



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好玩 .



回复 7#塞翁失马 的帖子
看来全世界的老妈也都一个样 .



Get up now. Get up now. Get up out of bed. 起床了,起床了,现在就起床。
  Wash your face. Brush your teeth. Comb your sleepy head. 洗脸,刷牙,梳头。
  Here's your clothes and your shoes. 这是你的衣服和鞋。
  Hear the words I said. 听话,
  Get up now. Get up and make your bed. 起床了, 叠被。
  Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? 你热吗?你冷吗?你要穿那件?
  Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? 你的书和午餐和功课在哪里?
  Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat. 拿你的外套、手套、围巾和帽子。
  Don't forget. You gotta feed the cat. 别忘了喂猫。
  Eat your breakfast. 要吃早餐,
  The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all! 专家说早餐是最重要的一餐!
  Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall. 吃维他命你才会长得高。
  Pleast remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today. 请记得你今天三点要看矫牙医师,
  Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play. 不要忘了今天下午有钢琴课,好好弹,
  Don't shovel. Chew slowly. But hurry. This bus is here. 不要狼吞虎咽,慢慢嚼,快点吃,校车要来了。
  Be careful.小心。
  Come back here. 过来。
  Did you wash behind your ears? 你洗了耳朵後面吗?
  Play outside. 在外面玩儿。
  Don't be rough. 别打架。
  Would you just play fair? 好好玩儿。
  Be polite. Make a friend. 有礼貌,交朋友,
  Don't forget to share. 要学会分享。
  Work it out. Wait your turn. 想办法,等换你玩,
  Never take a dare. 不要被挑衅
  Get along. Don't make me come down there. 和睦相处,别给我找麻烦。
  Clean your room. Fold your clothes. Put your stuff away. 打扫你的房间,叠好你的衣服,收拾好你的东西。
  Make your bed. Do it now. 把床整好,赶快。
  Do we have all day? 我们整天有空吗?
  Were you born in a barn? 你生在谷仓吗?
  Would you like some hay? 你要乾草吗?
  Can you even hear a word I say? 你能听到我说的一个字吗?
  Answer the phone. Get off the line. 接电话,别上网了,
  Don't sit so close. Turn it down. (看电视)别坐这麼近,关小声,
  No texting at the table. 吃饭不准发短信。
  No more computer time tonight. 今晚不准玩儿电脑
  Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up. 在不听话iPod没收,
  Where are you going? And with whom? 你要去哪?和谁去?
  And what time do you think you're coming home? 你想要什麼时候回来?
  Saying "Thank you", "Please", "Excuse me" makes you welcome everywhere you roam. 说谢谢、请、对不起让你去到哪儿都受欢迎。
  You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown. 等你长大了你就知道我是为了你好。
  Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own. You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly. 你自己有了孩子你就明白了,你就会感谢我的良苦用心。
  But right now I'll thank you not to roll your eyes at me. 但是现在我要谢谢你没对我翻白眼儿。
  Close your mouth when you chew we'd appreciate. 吃饭时候不说话。
  Take a bit maybe two of the stuff you hate. 不挑食,不爱吃的东西也试着吃一两口。
  Use your fork. Do not burp. Or I'll set you straight. 用叉子,别打饱嗝,我会纠正你,
  Eat the food I put upon your plate. 吃完盘子里的食物。
  Get and "A". Get the door. Don't get smart with me. 考试要考好,去开门,别和我顶嘴,
  Get a grip. Get in there. I'll count to 3. 快点,过来,我数到三。
  Get a job. Get a life. Get a Ph.D. Get a dose of. 找好工作,有好的生活,读博士,下功夫,
  I don't care who started it. 我不管是谁先打谁的。
  You're grounded until you're 36. 你被禁足到36岁,
  Get your story straight and tell the truth for once for heaven's sake. 看在老天的份上直接说一次实话,
  And if all your friends jumped off the cliff? Would you jump too? 他们去死,你也去啊!
  If I've said it once, I've said it at least a thousand times before that. 这话我都说你一千遍了。
  You're too old to act this way. It must be your father's DNA. 多大了还不懂事。一定是你爸的遗传。
  Look at me when I am talking. 我说话时看著我,
  Stand up straighter when you walk. 走路的时候腰板挺直,
  A place for everything and everything must in place. 东西要放好
  Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about. (Oh!) 别哭了,不然我会给你真的会让你哭的东西,
  Wash your face. Brush your teeth. Get your PJ's on. 洗脸,刷牙,穿睡衣,
  Get in bed. Give me a hug. Say a prayer with mom. 上床了,抱一下,和妈妈祷告。
  Don't forget. I love you. 别忘了,我爱你。
  And tomorrow we will do this all again 明天我还要从头再说你一遍,
  because a mom's work never ends. 因为妈妈的工作永远不会结束
  You don't need the reason why. 你不需要知道原因,
  Because, because, because, because! 因为,因为,因为,因为,
  I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so! 我说了算,我说了算,我说了算,我说了算,
  I'm the mom. The mom. The mom. The mom.The mom. Ta- da 因我是你妈,我是你妈,我是你妈,我是你妈, Ta- da。.




太有才了。不过我们小孩子只有一个,勿过念头。.



看来东西方的妈妈都一样.



一定要给我儿子听听!!! .



我也要给儿子听听哈。。。.



引用:
原帖由 牛牛妈妈18 于 2010-1-11 21:07 发表
一定要给我儿子听听!!!
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女大学生自弹自唱《大龄女青年之歌》



http://edu.ifeng.com/news/201001/0112_6978_1507257.shtml.



全世界的爸妈都一样,笑死我了。.



给女儿看了,她居然说怎么老妈都不好玩.



太可爱了!  国际通用的!.



“别狼吞虎咽 要细嚼慢咽,但快点! ”
哈哈,本人就是也是这样说的。.



喜欢喜欢!送花送花!.



母女看了笑得前仰后合,女儿看到“吃饭不要玩手机,今晚不许玩电脑”说:你闹!.



孩子听了以后说,这个妈妈跟你很像的闹.



回复 24#四叶草的花语 的帖子
哈哈,都是吃力不讨好的妈妈!.



昨在公交车上看到的
当听到爸爸之歌“……去问你妈……去问你妈……”
我一个人在车上笑喷了
全天下的爸妈都一样.



,经典.



很有意思啊,最后那个爸爸之歌超级幽默.



funny.



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超搞笑.



有意思。.



老爸之歌够精辟的,符合俺家.


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